It’s the First annual

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“So you think you can dazzle?!!?...”

Family
Talent show!!

Can you sing like a lonesome cowboy?

Are you a smooth crooner like Elvis? (“hey babe…”)

Are you’re a sword wielding swashbuckler!?

Maybe you’re an embellishing storyteller Or A underground mole…

Perhaps you have flair for juggling while dancing the jig!!

Or you’ve silently dreamed ballerina dreams…..

What ever your talent is…..it’s time to unleash it!

When: Sunday Aug 10th ---- Where: Jo & Al’s house & at the park time: all day!

So be creative and have fun!!!

There are a few rules, however….. 

1~everyone must participate and show us at least one talent -Yes-you can “perform” with someone else 2~don’t be a downer! Slackers will be not be tolerated and severely dealt with….**. ;-(

3~if you show up unprepared a “talent” will be chosen for you to perform. If you refuse….see #2

4~anything goes…but, please see rule #6

5~it must be 3-5 min long, but No longer than 8 min. (We love ya, and you’re good, but you’re not that good!)

6~it must be appropriate for all ages.

7~Small props, musical instruments or costumes are enthusiastically encouraged!

Awards will be voted on and handed out in the following categories: (see voting rules below)

“That is just the most bizarre talent I’ve ever seen!” award

Pee U you stink man (or woman)!” Award….

“Wow! I didn’t know you could do that in public” award

“You shoulda been in the movies, kid!” Award

Voting rules

Everyone gets one vote in each category for their favorite talent-

You cannot vote for yourself, or your partner-if you perform with someone else.

You cannot vote for the same talent more than once-in any category

Votes will be tallied, and awards handed out at the end of the show

**Punishment for Non-compliance

Non participants will be required to wear the “rotten scrounger” hat and be at the beck & call of the participants during the show—

Being required to complete such tasks as refreshing drinks, fetching snacks, waving a fan or whatever is requested and with each demand the non-participants will get down on one knee, bow to the participants and say out loud;

“Woe is me! I am a rotten scrounger! Your will is my command!